You see, a week ago I had two brand new Sam Adam's brews and holycrap was I collectively blown out of the metaphorical water. I originally was just going to do a review on The Vixen, a chocolate chili bock, but then my dad decided to break out Griffin's Bow Oaked Blond Barleywine Ale, and I took one sip and had to review it. Had to. There was no way I could not bring this treasure to the masses. Also, Sam Adams brews this in one batch series, so best get in on this quick if you want to try them.
But let's start with The Vixen first.
As mentioned before, this is a chocolate chili bock, made with chilies from Mexico, cocoa nibs from Ecuador, and Cinnamon from Southeast Asia. It's brewed with Hallertau Mittelfreuh and Noble hops, and is 8.5% ABV.
Color: Dark and dense, and it pours that way too. It has a nice slightly brownish / off white head, and is very foamy. Starts out large and thick, but disappears relatively quickly. The color of the brew itself is so dark it's really almost black, even when you hold it up to the light.
Aroma: Smells like it looks--dark. There's definite chocolate notes and a bit of that roasty smell coming from the malts. A little hint of alcohol, but it's not too strong. I also get a hint of something else that I think is the chilies. It's a unique smell. I actually can't remember if I've ever had a beer with chilies in it, so this was a new experience.
The Vixen is a great beer to start off the colder weather, the holidays, and the dark beers of winter. Definitely try it if you're looking for something a bit different.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the beer that you absolutely must try...
Griffin's Bow Oaked Blond Barleywine Ale.
This absolutely DELICIOUS beer is brewed with two row harrington, metacalfe, copeland pale, and paul's caramalt. The hops are Sauvins (from New Zealand) and Zeus. It was also aged in oak barrels, and has an alcohol content of 11.5% (so you can imagine what I was like afterward).
Now, I've looked at other reviews for this and no one seems to be as crazy about it as I am, but hey, they probably don't know what they're talking about and I definitely do, so you should totally listen to me. It's possible my taste buds are more sophisticated.
Color: Orangey blond color with a thin white head. Just a tad cloudy, but mostly clear. Think cream soda, but natural cream soda. The kind that's not bright orange. Okay, maybe cream soda is a bad comparison. Think.... think honey and oranges blended together.
Aroma: Smells very hoppy, which I think is coming from the Zeus hops (smells kind of similar to the Sam's Deconstructed Pack I reviewed over the summer). Has that great fruity, grapefruit smell, with a little bit of vanilla thrown in (from the oak barrels). Smells really yummy, but doesn't smell like a barleywine.
First Sip: Holy shitake mushrooms this is so fucking tasty I'm going to fall out of my chair in excitement it goes hoppy to fruity to smooth to OH MY GOD I NEED TO BREATHE.
Mouthfeel: This has such an array of tastes, it's like a roller coaster ride. Very complex in that it has a lot of different flavors, but they are present themselves in the following order. First, the hops--fruity and bitter. Then once you swallow a sip, the smooth vanilla taste from the oak barrels kicks in. Underneath that are pineapple, honeysuckle, and toffee flavors, blending together in a joyous melody of harmony and love. I didn't find it too sweet or cloying, more like fresh flavors. Fresh hops, fresh honey, fresh pineapple. The vanilla and the toffee make this really smooth. It really is like a parade procession of flavors, or a roller coaster of delight. And I normally hate roller coasters.
Aftertaste: More of the toffee flavor, with a traditional barleywine taste. Some bitterness is leftover, as well as a tiny bit of fruitiness. The taste sticks around for a while.

Overall, GODDAMN. I would definitely recommend this to others, although it may not be for everyone (although I think it should be). You should at least try it (and in my view, stock up). If you're not a fan of oaked beers, or toffee, or anything in this, I dont give a damn. TRY IT ANYWAY. And if you hate it, don't blame me. Blame your silly taste buds.
Aftertaste: More of the toffee flavor, with a traditional barleywine taste. Some bitterness is leftover, as well as a tiny bit of fruitiness. The taste sticks around for a while.
Overall, GODDAMN. I would definitely recommend this to others, although it may not be for everyone (although I think it should be). You should at least try it (and in my view, stock up). If you're not a fan of oaked beers, or toffee, or anything in this, I dont give a damn. TRY IT ANYWAY. And if you hate it, don't blame me. Blame your silly taste buds.