Thursday, January 26, 2012

Home Brewing Pictures!

Here are some home brewing pictures! I am far too lazy to write out many words, so I'll just let the pictures speak for me.

The ingredients. From left to right we have the recipe, priming sugar (for bottling), the grain bag, a can of malt extract, grains, yeast, more malt extract, four bags of hops, bottle caps, and The Brew Master's Bible.


Tools of the trade (not all of these were used during the first step).


Sanitizing tools of the trade, even the ones I didn't use. Because I could.


Buckets! These are very important.


Waiting for the water (Poland Springs) to come to a nice and steamy 165 degrees. It took a while.

Bag of grains. It smelled amazing. It also got little grain particles and dust everywhere.


Softening up the malt extract in hot water so it's easier to pour.


First beer of the brewing day: an Imperial Russian Stout.


It was tasty.


Meanwhile, back in the pot... Grains go in once the water reaches temperature, and stay in for 15 minutes.


Dunking the grains. It had an added bonus of wafting the smells throughout the kitchen.


The malts. You can see one is dry, and the other is gooey and really fun to play with.


Second beer! Three Philosophers.


It was also very tasty.


What the brew looks like after the malt extracts are added. You stir the mixture while you add them, but I unfortunately did not take pictures of that.


Oh my. Oh my. You can practically smell them, can't you? The two hop types were Centennial and Cascade. We added the Centennial and Cascade during the process shown here, and added in the last packet of Centennial a week later for dry hopping.

There's that stirring action! This is after the first round of hops (Centennial and Cascade) has been added. 45 minutes later we added the other packet of Centennial hops and boiled for another 15 minutes.


There are no words to describe this goodness.


Last beer of the day: a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA. Yeah, you're jealous, aren't you.


Pure deliciousness.


After all hops were added and the brew was "done," we took it outside to cool it down to a nice 68 degrees. We also added water to bring it up to a total of 5 gallons. You'd think that with 9 degree weather it would cool down in no time, but it took an hour and a half. Also, note that it is now completely dark outside, and the first picture I took was light. Yeah, it takes a while.

If you haven't guessed it by now, the beer we made is an IPA (did the amount of hops give it away?) and it's called Monument IPA.

So there you have it. After the beer had cooled down, the yeast was added. The beer was then sealed tight with an airlock and put into the spare bedroom, because it was the only place in the house that was the right temperature. We also tested the specific gravity, which came out to about 1.050. I don't know what that will translate into in terms of ABV, but I'm going to guess between 6 - 7%.

This past Sunday, I added the last round of hops (Centennial) to a glass carboy, and then siphoned the beer in (with a really awesome auto siphon, I must say). It will now sit for another 1 - 2 weeks before bottling. Then after bottling it sits for 2 more weeks. Then finally, finally, I get to taste it.

And then I'll probably do the whole thing over again.

Monday, January 23, 2012

A Home Brewing Taste Test: Belgian Cranberry Chocolate

So here it is. The first of the many, many beer reviews that I'm telling myself I have to post before I even think about reviewing another beer, although I broke that rule when I found out Westbrook Brewing came out with a beer called Mexican Cake. I also broke that rule when I bought three more bottles on Friday, although I'm only going to review two of those.

Anyway, I figured I'd start with the Belgian Cranberry Chocolate beer that I helped brew back in November. It has an official name that I've forgotten. Bearberry Ale? Something along those lines. I think it was bottled sometime near the end of November, so it's been aging for almost two months at this point. It was also the last bottle I had of that beer (sniff, sniff) because someone only gave me 6 when they told me I'd get 11.

I dont have any information on the ABV or anything like that, although I know it's up there. I also dont have pictures of the bottle because it was just a regular brown bottle. (Although I've been informed the label will have a bear with an axe on it, kind of like a coat of arms sort of thing. So just picture that in your head.)

Color: A really dark red, kind of brownish as well. This is beer is really, really carbonated, so it pours with a rather large, white head. There's also some good head retention, as I kept pouring to see if it would stay together or spill over the sides. The beer itself pours clear, but is rather dense in the glass, although its a bit clearer towards the bottom. For the color, think dark cranberry. Think cranberry chocolate bar. Think Christmas time and cranberry and chocolate. There. That's the color.

This is the only picture I have. :(

Aroma: I'm not sure if it's because it aged for a while, but it smells really yeasty, more so than the earlier ones I had. There are some hints of a sour, cranberry smell, but it mostly smells almost like a Belgian. Which is odd, as Belgians are usually paler in color. There's also some alcohol-like smell because, as I mentioned before, it has a high ABV. (Possibly more than 10%, I can't be sure.) Overall, it smells really good.

First Sip: Okay, so this isn't my very first sip, as there were 5 more before this. But it's my first sip of this particular bottle, so it counts. It does taste like it smells in that it's a bit yeasty, but there's also more of a cranberry flavor to balance out the yeast. It's also a little bit sour, and if I remember correctly, this is as a result of the yeast we used. I may be making that up. There's not a whole lot of chocolate flavor, but that's okay. I think it tastes stronger as it ages.

Mouthfeel: This is a strong beer--not only is that strong yeast taste present, you can also tell it's a high alcohol content. More of the sour cranberry flavor comes through here, as well as a little bitterness. There may be a tiny hint of chocolate, or that may be my imagination and me telling myself to concentrate really hard to see if I taste any. It's a pleasant taste, and also a bit dangerous as I could drink a lot of this. Although it's carbonated enough to generate a large head, it's not too harsh on the tongue.

Aftertaste: Hints of sour cranberry and some bitterness, maybe even some chocolate. Sticks around for a while.

So very tasty, yet so very gone.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Numbered List Update, Complete with Pictures!

Okay, really quick update in numbered list form!

1. I have tried the Belgian Cranberry Chocolate beer that I helped brew and dear sweet baby Jesus is it delicious. I first tried it a couple weeks ago and it was delicious. I just had some last night and it was delicious. Since it seems to age well, I'm going post a review for it soon.

2. I just got back from South Carolina, where I had the following beers

Arrogant Bastard Double Bastard Ale, Stone Brewing (You're not worthy!)


The Woods: Winter Woods, Cisco Brewers (ale aged in french oak wine barrels)


Black Betty, Nebraska Brewing Company (ale aged in whiskey barrels)


Infinium Ale, Sam Adams with Germany’s Weihenstephan (world's oldest brewery) (champagne-like, so that was for New Years)


Lips of Faith Series, New Belgium Brewing Company (dark sour ale)


Stone Vertical Epic, 11.11.11, Stone Brewing (brewed with chilies and cinnamon)


Stone Escondian Imperial Black IPA 15th Anniversary, Stone Brewing


Third Voyage IPA, Sam Adams Single Batch Series

There will be reviews on all of these beers, except the Stone Black IPA. What? Don't look at me like that. I did 7 reviews while I was there. SEVEN. I think my boyfriend started to get frustrated with me.

3. Also while in South Carolina, I experienced so much new beer I almost died. A black lager from Brazil, a Trappist Ale (Chimay), a stout float, new local beer, a place called the World of Beer.. it was awesome.

Also, the following exchange took place at a bar:

Me: (looking at the taps) What's the Thirsty Dog like?
Bartender: Ohh, that's really dark, it tastes like a bourbon, it's really strong and intense.
Me: Cool, can I have a taste first?
Bartender: (looks at me like I'm nuts) Are you sure? It's really very intense. It's very strong. Probably the strongest one you'll taste.
Me: Yes.
(I get my taste, sip it, tastes like AWESOME, down the rest)
Me: Yup, I'll have a glass of that.
Bartender: (Extreme disbelief) Really? You like that?
Me: Yeah, it's good. (Bartenders goes off, I turn to my boyfriend.) Does he even know who I am?

And the funny part is while it was a strong beer, I've definitely had stronger, more intense beers. Apparently females drinking intense, manly beers in the south is something of an anomaly?

4. I got a wicked awesome, totally complete with ingredients, beer brewing kit. I literally have EVERYTHING--buckets, tubes, bottler, cleanser, grains, malt, hops, yeast, EVERYTHING. I also got an entire book on beer brewing with recipes AND a beer journal where I can record tasting notes. I'm pretty much set. The first beer is going to be an IPA, and I'll start making it TOMORROW. I think it makes a couple cases, so if anyone would like to try a bottle, write me a one page essay on why you deserve one.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Wonder of Samuel Adams One Batch Series

Whoever says Sam Adam's is not a craft brewer and/or doesn't
make good beers, I'm going to punch you in the face. And then I'm going to prove you wrong.

You see, a week ago I had two brand new Sam Adam's brews and holycrap was I collectively blown out of the metaphorical water. I originally was just going to do a review on The Vixen, a chocolate chili bock, but then my dad decided to break out Griffin's Bow Oaked Blond Barleywine Ale, and I took one sip and
had to review it. Had to. There was no way I could not bring this treasure to the masses. Also, Sam Adams brews this in one batch series, so best get in on this quick if you want to try them.

But let's start with The Vixen first.

As mentioned before, this is a chocolate chili bock, made with chilies from Mexico, cocoa nibs from Ecuador, and Cinnamon from Southeast Asia. It's brewed with Hallertau Mittelfreuh and Noble hops, and is 8.5% ABV.

Color: Dark and dense, and it pours that way too. It has a nice slightly brownish / off white head, and is very foamy. Starts out large and thick, but disappears relatively quickly. The color of the brew itself is so dark it's really almost black, even when you hold it up to the light.

Aroma: Smells like it looks--dark. There's definite chocolate notes and a bit of that roasty smell coming from the malts. A little hint of alcohol, but it's not too strong. I also get a hint of something else that I think is the chilies. It's a unique smell. I actually can't remember if I've ever had a beer with chilies in it, so this was a new experience.

First Sip: Well isn't that something. A little peppery, a little chocolatey. It makes me think of Mexican hot chocolate (which, if you've never heard of or had before, has chilies in it). The pepper taste is mainly in the back of my throat, if that makes any sense. It's more like as you swallow it you get a hit of pepper. Well, not a hit, that implies it's overwhelming, and it's not. There's also some definite malt taste. It doesn't taste too strong (like some other dark beers) but the malts and the alcohol are definitely there.

Mouthfeel: A lot more of a roasty/toasty malt-like taste. Although they go out of their way to say what hops were used on the bottle, I can taste very little of them (and by that I mean not at all). Definitely chocolatey, definitely peppery. I find that I'm loving the pepper taste--it creates a nice warming sensation as it hits the back of my throat. It's like chocolate with a kick. And alcohol. Alcoholic chili chocolate. That's what this is. (Lindt has dark chocolate with chilies in it that would probably go very nicely with this.)

Aftertaste: Definite spicy taste that's left lingerin
g.

The Vixen is a great beer to start off the colder weather, the holidays, and the dark beers of winter. Definitely try it if you're looking for something a bit different.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the beer that you absolutely must try...

Griffin's Bow Oaked Blond Barleywine Ale.

This absolutely DELICIOUS beer is brewed with two row harrington, metacalfe, copeland pale, and paul's caramalt. The hops are Sauvins (from New Zealand) and Zeus. It was also aged in oak barrels, and has an alcohol content of 11.5% (so you can imagine what I was like afterward).

Now, I've looked at other reviews for this and no one seems to be as crazy about it as I am, but hey, they probably don't know what they're talking about and I definitely do, so you should totally listen to me. It's possible my taste buds are more sophisticated.

Color: Orangey blond color with a thin white head. Just a tad cloudy, but mostly clear. Think cream soda, but natural cream soda. The kind that's not bright orange. Okay, maybe cream soda is a bad comparison. Think.... think honey and oranges blended together.

Aroma: Smells very hoppy, which I think is coming from the Zeus hops (smells kind of similar to the Sam's Deconstructed Pack I reviewed over the summer). Has that great fruity, grapefruit smell, with a little bit of vanilla thrown in (from the oak barrels). Smells really yummy, but doesn't smell like a barleywine.

First Sip: Holy shitake mushrooms this is so fucking tasty I'm going to fall out of my chair in excitement it goes hoppy to fruity to smooth to OH MY GOD I NEED TO BREATHE.


Mouthfeel: This has such an array of tastes, it's like a roller coaster ride. Very complex in that it has a lot of different flavors, but they are present themselves in the following order. First, the hops--fruity and bitter. Then once you swallow a sip, the smooth vanilla taste from the oak barrels kicks in. Underneath that are pineapple, honeysuckle, and toffee flavors, blending together in a joyous melody of harmony and love. I didn't find it too sweet or cloying, more like fresh flavors. Fresh hops, fresh honey, fresh pineapple. The vanilla and the toffee make this really smooth. It really is like a parade procession of flavors, or a roller coaster of delight. And I normally hate roller coasters.

Aftertaste: More of the toffee flavor, with a traditional barleywine taste. Some bitterness is leftover, as well as a tiny bit of fruitiness. The taste sticks around for a while.


Overall, GODDAMN. I would definitely recommend this to others, although it may not be for everyone (although I think it should be). You should at least try it (and in my view, stock up). If you're not a fan of oaked beers, or toffee, or anything in this, I dont give a damn. TRY IT ANYWAY. And if you hate it, don't blame me. Blame your silly taste buds.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

An Introduction to the World of Home Brewing

A few weeks ago, I received my introduction into the world of home brewing. And I suppose I should further clarify that statement by adding that this wasn't done at a special place for brewing your own beer. This was buy-your-own-ingredients-and-off-into-the-barn-you-go brewing. I vaguely remember my dad home brewing when I was younger, but all I can recall is that the kitchen was full of buckets and tubing, so I suppose we can count this as my first, do it yourself, at home, hope-to-God-nothing-explodes beer brewing.

One of my co-workers (same guy who gave me the home brewed pumpkin beer--which by the way, was tasty, but even tastier straight out of the tap) has a whole set up going on in his barn, so that's where I went.

As mentioned in one of my previous posts, brewing your own beer is about 85% drinking beer and standing around and 15% actually brewing. I don't mean to say that there isn't any work involved or that it's an excuse to get drunk in the middle of the day, because it's not like that at all. There's just a lot of waiting, and naturally, you need something to do while you wait.

First step is the set up. Well, if we're going to be technical, the first step should be to choose what kind of beer you want to brew, as that greatly affects the ingredients that you need. In this case, it was a Belgian Cranberry Dark Ale. At least I think that's the official name for it. It has Belgian chocolate and candied sugar in it, as well as cranberry juice, so sounds right to me. It also sounds extremely tasty, and I'm somewhat obsessed with cranberry juice, so... It's a bit of a shame I didn't get to add the chocolate to it (I was totally going to sneak some) as that happens at a later point in the process.

The ingredients. You've got yeast, the malt extract, grains, and the hops in the front.

Anyway, once you have your beer recipe and your ingredients, then you need the set up. The set up involves a lot of buckets and bucket shaped objects. (I'm going to say there were at least three separate buckets, which I guess isn't really a lot, but you can never have enough buckets when brewing beer, so go ahead and buy 20.) One of these should be fairly large and able to drain liquid in some manner. In this case, it was a Gatorade cooler with a modified spout (this was our "mash tun").

Mash tun!

You also need a method to heat up the water and the brew itself. A stove works fine, or, if you're doing it outside, a propane burner. You also may want a bucket or container with a sterilizing solution in it so you can sterilize tools and the like--important for keeping your beer free of things like bacteria. Also important to keep out of your beer: cats, mice, rodents, or wild half-crazed creatures living in the ceiling.

Oh, you'll probably want a thermometer as well, and some sort of stirring tool. You may also want to have a drink handy. Just because.

So, assuming you have recipe, ingredients, buckets, and a source of heat, you're ready to get started (theoretically).

First thing we did was to heat up the propane burner and get some water boiling. And can't be just boiling, it has to come to a certain temperature (175 degrees). While waiting for the optimum temperature, we poured the grains into the Gatorade cooler. It must be said that pretty much everything you use to brew beer smells really, really good. In this case, the grains kind of smelled like raisins. Truth be told, I was a little disappointed that I didn't get to grind the grains up like I did a Barleycorns (even though I was absolutely horrible at it). These came in pre-measured amounts, or at least I assume they did because that's how it was set up when I got there, and we did pour the whole bag in. We used two types of grains: Belgian Special B and Belgian Carapils. Originally, the recipe called for 2lbs of Canadian 2-row pale, but that was scrapped and liquid malt extract was added instead (although that was added later).

The propane burner.

Once the water was at the right temperature, it was taken off the burner and poured into the Gatorade cooler with the grains. Mix it up, put the cover on, and wait 30 minutes. This is when the first beer should be poured. In this case, it was an Ipswich Winter Ale. (Dark, a bit roasty, overall tasty.)

Mmmmmm.

It was also during this time that we prefermented the cranberry juice that was going to be added to the brew at a later point. Basically, all this involved was pouring a packet of yeast into a bottle of cranberry juice. There were two types of yeast: Champagne Yeast and Belgian Ale Yeast. I dont know which type was added to the cranberry juice, but I'm going to guess and say Champagne. There's a 50% chance I'm right.

After enjoying your first tasty beer, and the allotted time has elapsed, pour the liquid mixture back into the pot. This is is where the spout thinger came in handy. On the inside was this sort of mesh material that kept the grains from coming out with the liquid. The spout made it easy to pour into the pot, and then, voila! You have a sort of beery mixture that smells really really good. The technical name is wort, but I like "beery mixture" better.

The wort pouring out of the mash tun.

At this point, the pot went back onto the propane burner (which started off outside, but was then moved inside for the simple convenience of staying warm) and the beery mixture is heated again. Assuming you've finished your first beer, now is the time to pour the second one.

Now, there's a lot of timing involved in this part of the process that I didn't exactly keep track of. Partly because I didn't have a watch of my own to check, and partly because drinking two beers in about an hour and a half makes me a little fuzzy. Although I don't remember the timing, I do remember that we added the malt extract first, the first round of hops, then the Belgian candied sugar, then the last round of hops. (Hops were Mt. Hood and Willamette.) These were all added at specific points in the brewing process.

You can practically smell it.

After everything was added and the time was up, the brew was poured into another bucket and left to cool. (I guess that makes four buckets.)

And this is when my part in the process was over. This is when the beer is left to cool down, and then ferment once the yeast has been added. It's also when the cranberry juice and the Belgian chocolate is supposed to be added, which again, I was not there for. The cranberry juice is added in primary fermentation, and the chocolate (after being melted) is added during the secondary fermentation. The reason for this is so that a bit more of the chocolate taste would come through. Yeast, as any good beer geek or scientist knows, eats sugar and releases alcohol as a by product of its eating sugar process. If the chocolate had been added during primary fermentation, more sugar would have been eaten, and less of the chocolate taste would have been present. By adding it in during secondary fermentation, more of the sugar sticks around. (Am I getting this right? Someone correct me if this is all horribly wrong.) After fermenting for about 2 weeks, the beer will be ready for bottling, and then left a bit longer to age in the bottles.

Beer (with cranberry and chocolate added) being siphoned from the glass carboy into a bucket.


Beer going from the bucket to the bottle.

After it has aged for the appropriate amount of time, then it at that point, presumably, that I will get to taste the brew that I helped create.

And as soon as I get that taste, I might just have to review it.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

I am a Jolly Pumpkin: La Parcela #1 Pumpkin Ale

So I planned on my next post to be the one about the home brewing experience, but I'm currently waiting on an email to verify certain facts because I don't want to sound like an idiot when I post it. So, in the interim, I will post my review on the last of the pumpkin beers this season. Next up will be Vixen from Sam Adams, which will mark the start of the holiday beers/darker beers. But before we get to that, let's move on to the review at hand.

Before we start, I want you to do something for me. Close your eyes, and remember the tastes of every single pumpkin beer you've ever had. They each have their own special aspect that draws you in, right? Maybe it's the way they added the pumpkin, or the different spice they put in. Maybe it's bitter with hops or maybe it's smooth like pumpkin pie. However, each of them have something in common, don't they? They all have pumpkin. Nearly all of them have cinnamon or nutmeg. So while they have their differences, you sort of know what to expect when you take your first sip. Some elements may surprise you, but it's always got that baseline. I want you to imagine the taste of every single one of those beers.

Now throw all that out the window.

Why, you ask? Because La Parcela #1 Pumpkin Ale (brewed by Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales in Dexter, MI) has nothing in common with those beers. Nada. Zip. Not a thing. Looking for true originality in a pumpkin beer? Well consider this beer as worth trying. In addition to the description below, this beer was aged in oak barrels, and has an ABV of 5.9%.

"Okay, so the joke was Jolly Pumpkin doesn't brew a pumpkin beer. Well, now we do. Packed with real pumpkin, hints of spice, and a gentle kiss of cacao to liven the soul. An everyday easy way to fill your squashy quotient. Guess now folks will have to find something else to joke about..."

Color: Egads, what a head! (It literally spilled over the sides of the glass.) It takes a while to disappear, and is quite thick and foamy. The beer itself is spot on the color of a pumpkin, and is a bit cloudy. Pours a very light golden color, almost clear. Has some nice carbonation going. (I always enjoy it when I can see the bubbles moving.)

Aroma: Very sour / tart. It smells like a lambic, and not very much like a pumpkin. This is my first hint that not everything that I expect this beer to be will be true. I smell and sniff and smell, and I cannot detect any trace of pumpkin or spices. Maybe a tiny bit, but that could just be me trying to taste something pumpkin-y about this. Not that it's a bad smell or anything, I just wanted to be sure I'm not missing something.

First Sip: Wow. Wow wow wow wow! The most different pumpkin beer I've had, and probably the most original. Very, very tasty...but I can't taste the pumpkin! It tastes pretty much like it smells, and is very good, if you like sour beers. A clean taste, a tiny bit of sweetness, maybe.

Mouthfeel: The tartness is absolutely amazing. There's a little bit of puckering, but overall it's light and not as sour as some other beers I've had. There's also a little bit of bitterness underneath, which could be the pumpkin/spices, or it could be the hops. I don't know, because I'm still having a hard time tasting anything other than the tartness. There is a little bit of sweetness associated with it, perhaps due to the cacao (which is basically chocolate or cocoa beans), or maybe because it was aged in oak barrels, which usually give a brew a vanilla-like taste (though I can't taste that either). I'd like to try this beer without one of the ingredients listed and see how the taste differs.

Aftertaste: A bit bitter at the end, maybe a hint of pumpkin. I'm not sure, my senses are befuddled.

Overall, a beer I really enjoyed. It's definitely still a "fall" beer, but I couldn't taste a lot of the pumpkin or spices. Still, I'd definitely have another glass if offered, and I'd definitely recommend this to others. Even if you can't taste the pumpkin, it's still an intriguing brew.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

YARRR.

Yarr and avast, me mateys! I bring to ye a tale of the Heavy Seas, argh! I be reviewin' THE GREAT PUMPKIN Imperial Pumpkin Ale, the saltiest sea dog to ever sail the seven seas!

I could totally be a pirate, right?

Like I said, this review is for The Great Pumpkin Imperial Pumpkin Ale, brewed by Heavy Seas as part of their Mutiny Fleet brewing series. I just looked it up, and I discovered that there is another pumpkin beer called The Great'er Pumpkin Ale which was aged in bourbon barrels, is a very limited release, and holy shit I need to get me some of that. I think I might have missed it, but there's other beers that were aged in this way coming out soon. Look here to stay updated: http://www.hsbeer.com/beers/mutiny-fleet

Anyway, lets stay focused on the beer at hand and NOT get antsy about all those other beers.

This beer (and really all Mutiny Fleet beers) is 8% ABV, and it goes up from there.


Color: A brown-orange caramel color. Pour a lighter gold color, but both the pour and the beer in the glass is quite dense. There is no way to see through this--it is like the murky ocean moments before a storm, and them BAM a wave hits you and suddenly you're battling with Cthulhu, except he has a pumpkin for a head. This beer has a thin white head that disappears almost immediately. There is little to no visible carbonation.

Aroma: Pumpkin--pretty much the staple of pumpkin beers by now. I think it's a requirement that they have to smell like pumpkin or some variation of that. What makes this beer different is that it smells more pumpkin-y than most, and instead of spices or cinnamon or hops being the secondary aroma, this one has malts. Not only that, but you can practically smell the alcohol. Not only that, but you're suddenly convinced that piracy is our only option and you invest in triangular shaped hats and bandannas.

First Sip: You get a good hit of the pumpkin, followed by
the swift realization that this beer is different. It's strong for one. For two, you can taste pumpkin, bitterness, and malts. It also has a strong alcohol presence--one might describe this beer as boozy (which is not a bad thing). It creates quite the first impression, and if the last beer you tried was the Pumple Drumpkin then let us make this analogy: Pumple Drumpkin was a nice quiet float down a river. The Great Pumpkin is battling a raging sea, swallowing mouthfuls of salt water, and trying to avoid gigantic whirpools that lead down into the depths of Davy Jones' locker.

Mouthfeel: There's more spices now, but it's still the pumpkin up front. It's a new sensation to taste pumpkin, malts, and alcohol. There's also an ever present bitterness that comes from the hops, although I feel they're there to add even more body to this beer through the bitterness, and to enhance the other tastes, rather than to be tasted on their own. The spices come through a bit more at the end. And of course, there's that malty, boozy taste that makes you deliciously light headed. This is a strong, bold beer, and really damn good. It's subtle in some aspects (the spices, for example), but nothing really hides in this beer.


Aftertaste: That kind of boozy taste, bitterness, and spices. This sticks around and doesn't fade, just like your desire to buy a parrot doesn't fade, just like your thirst for adventure will never leave, just like the fact that although you defeated The Great Pumpkin Cthulhu, you know he's only biding his time down in the deeps until he can strike again.

Congratulations, you are now a pirate.



OTHER NEWS: Today I helped to home brew beer, which was a lot of fun. To be honest, 85% of it is standing around drinking beer waiting for the right time to throw stuff into the beer you're brewing. Okay, so you don't really throw stuff in, but you get what I mean. A blog post on that experience should be up soon! And I say that with trepidation because I'm really bad at updating this. But let's stay positive and I'll try and get it up before Thanksgiving.