Dissecting a Beer: Sam Adams Does It Right

My friends, I have a gift for you. It is called Sam Adams Latitude 48, and it has been deconstructed.

As you may or may not know, Sam Adams Latitude 48 is an IPA with five different types of hops, all grown along the 48th latitude. What the deconstructed pack does is it takes those five different hops and puts each into its own brew. The sixth beer in the pack, le piece de resistance, is the latitude 48 itself. So imagine my delight when, on vacation in South Carolina, I found a 12 pack of the deconstructed version—2 of each beer. I proceeded to clap my hands in a gleeful manner, then sent a picture via text to my dad in order to make him jealous.

It's... it's... so.... BEAUTIFUL.

My friends, I succeeded.

Before we start, I'd like to apologize in advance for the not so great quality of the pictures. They were taken with my phone, and don't really show the variety in color all that well. I forgot my actual camera though, and had little choice, so we must make due.

And now, I present to you, the first of the deconstructed beers, brewed with Simcoe hops. Simcoe hops are found in Yakima Valley, Washington, and contribute a “profound bitterness and dramatic grapefruit peel and pine resin notes.”

Color: The color of a hop infused sunset. It’s red-orange and amber, depending on the light streaming through the glass. I can clearly see the carbonation, and it keeps streaming to the top long after I poured it.

Aroma: Not incredibly strong, but you can smell the bitterness. Slightly fruity, and there are hints of a pine needle notes. I know it’s “resin” but whatever, it smelled like pine needles to me.

First Sip: Not as bitter as I was expecting it to be, but the hop character is differently there. I would say this one has a light bitterness (but maybe that’s just the hop head in me going, “What, this? Bitter? BRING IT ON”) and a definite grapefruit flavor. It also tastes a little bit piney, and there’s a sweet bitterness at the end.

Mouthfeel: Definitely bitter, but not too sharp. Contrary to the bubble still rising to the top of my glass, it doesn’t seem that carbonated, though I definitely would not call this flat. Once I’ve held it in my mouth for a while, I can taste more of the piney-ness, and its balanced by the slight sweetnes of the malts (of which there are also five).

Aftertaste: I’m left with a taste of the bitterness and the pine resin. And I immediately go back for more.

This is definitely a beer focused on the hop. There are malts, as I mentioned, but they’re in the background and do a good job of balancing the bitterness of the hops with their sweetness. The fruitiness and the piney-ness are also well balanced.

This beer is like an expert composer. It handles all the different elements very well, and never drops a note.


Hallertau Mittelfrueh

If you can pronounce the name of this German hop, then you probably deserve a taste of it yourself (just don’t expect me to buy it for you). Hailing from Hallertau, Germany, this hop is known for “lemony citrus and resinous pine notes,” as well as a “slight bitterness.”

Color: A sort of burnt orange color, that ranges almost to a deep amber, depending on the lighting. It looks quite carbonated and has a thin white head. It’s quite close in color to the Simcoe hop brew, but more orangey ran than red-orange. You can just tell that this is an IPA, because you have that extra IPA sense, where you get all tingly when an IPA is poured. Or… no? Just me?

Aroma: Quite fruity, more orangey or lemony than grapefruity. It smells clean and crisp, and is stronger than Simcoe. The scent hits my nose, and I immediately want to taste it. Or make it into a Popsicle and lick it. That works. (I do not actually recommend trying this, as in all actuality it would probably taste gross.)

First Sip: Definitely more fruity than the last one, and for some reason it tastes more bitter as well. There seems to be a stronger hop presence in this one, but maybe it comes out with the fruitiness. Also, as the label said a “slight bitterness,” I start to believe maybe my taste buds are broken.*

Mouthfeel: I taste a definite lemon flavor, but not as strong as say, Lienkugel’s Summer Shandy. There’s a slight piney taste that seems to be a bit elusive, though I can taste a bit more of it at the end. Now it seems more bitter than the last beer, though the bitterness doesn’t overpower the citrus flavor at all.

Aftertaste: Slighty sweet taste left on my tongue from the lemon citrus. Still not a lot of piney taste, but that’s probably my taste buds (you may very well have a different experience with this beer).

This is a great hop for enjoying during the summer time due to all the fruity flavors present here. If the first beer is a composer, then this beer is part of it’s band, perhaps playing the flute. And before you go saying that the flute is some wishy-washy, namby pamby instrument, I urge you to reconsider. I also refer you to Jethro Tull. Yes, this beer is Jethro Tull.

*Note: I did not drink the entire 6 beers over the course of an evening. These were spread out over five nights, and I gave myself ample time between beers for my taste buds to return to normal. I only suspected they were “broken” as I could taste more bitterness than the label description would have me believe.

Ahtanum

This hop sounds like it’s from Hawaii or some pacific state, and surprisingly my guess is right. This hop also comes from Yakima Valley, WA, though it’s quite different from its brethren, the Simcoe hop. It contributes as “orange peel, piney, and floral flavor and aroma.”

Well, that sounds downright tasty. All my favorite parts about hops rolled into one! This is going to be—wait a minute…

Color: Brown. There’s no other way to describe it. You can say really dark amber all you want, but in the end, this beer looks brown. But shame on me, saying brown so plainly. In truth, this is more of a caramel color, but it’s definitely darker than the previous two. I expect the label to be a dirty, stinkin’ liar, and for this beer to be more of a brown or amber ale rather than floral and fruity.

Aroma: No! The label was telling the truth! This is fruity and citrusy and floral. Magic, I tell you, MAGIC! I can’t smell any of the pine notes, but I’m too dumbfounded at the juxtaposition of the color and the aroma that I cant bring myself to mind all that much. This beer smells very good.

First Sip: Not that bitter at all, smoother and lighter than the other two. Quite fruity and floral—I find myself enjoying this taste immensely. The color is so deceiving; I expected a heavier beer, but this is light and floral, and dances its way across my taste buds like a playful, magical creature.

Mouthfeel: Orange peel and some sweetness on the end from the fruity flavor of these hops. Just a hint of piney flavor as well, but it melds into the orange for a lovely menagerie of tastes. This is definitely not a heavy beer, but there’s still plenty of flavor.

Aftertaste: There isn’t much of one, this beer is clean and crisp. It’s not dry, and the hops don’t linger on the tongue. A nice, clean finish.


The next two hop varieties will be up very shortly, and then finally the Latitude 48 itself, la piece de la resistance. I just figured I'd get these up now to break the month and a half silence.

In other news, I will be going to the Blues and Brews festival in Westford tomorrow. If you'd like to go yourself, I don't believe it is too late. Tickets are $30. For the main page, click here. For a list of the confirmed breweries attending, click here. Words cannot describe my excitement, and I most certainly will bring my camera this time and a note pad. Expect a lot more posts over the next few days!

Theobroma: Food (or Drink) of the Gods

If you know good beer, then you know Dogfish Head. If you don’t know Dogfish Head, then what the hell have you been doing? In the world of craft brewing, Dogfish Head is, to put it simply, the shit. They make so many good, tasty, delicious, holy-crap-I-just-died beers. They’re based out of Delaware, so if you’re within a day’s driving distance (maybe two) then you should go visit. If you’re not, take a plane. Seriously. I would love to go to their brewery, but I haven’t had the chance yet.

Anyway. Enough of my declarations of love and onto Theobroma, the food of the gods. Or in this case, the drink. There is so much in here that you wouldn’t expect: honey, chilies, annatto (a tree seed that smells good, so I hear), and Aztec cocoa powder and coca nibs. They call this a chocolate beer, even though it’s light in color. It’s definitely more subtle than other chocolate beers I’ve had, and a bit more fruity, but it’s pretty damn tasty all the same.

One awesome thing before I start: Dogfish Head based this beer on pottery fragments they found in the Honduras. A chemical analysis of the fragments showed that alcoholic chocolate drinks were used by early civilizations to toast special occasions. So basically (kind of, maybe, sort of), Dogfish Head resurrected a beer from 1200 BC. Yeah, I thought it was cool too.

Color: When I said light in color, I didn’t mean too light. This is a cloudy, dark golden color, with a thin white head. It pours like golden flax, like the light reflecting off of an elven maiden’s hair. Okay, so maybe she's not a natural blonde and that light is a bit cloudy, but that’s okay, it just adds to her air of mystery.

Aroma: Definitely fruity. Somehow they have taken the sweet smell of a hot and lazy summer afternoon, right when the sun is setting, and put it into a beer. It’s definitely fruity, and it smells like honey. I also thought it smelled like grapes, but maybe that’s just me. In any case, they’ve somehow bottled a summer sunset eternally into a bottle.


First Sip: WHAT AM I TASTING I DON’T EVEN

Mouthfeel: Okay tastebuds, calm down. I SAID CALM DOWN. Take a deep breath.

At first, you’re not really sure what you’re drinking, all you know is that you want more. Then once you slow down and roll it around your mouth, the different flavors start to jump out at you. First, the honey—it’s got that sweet taste characteristic of honey ales. Then you can start to taste the cocoa and just a hint of the chilies. This is definitely a complex beer, and even though you’re kind of overwhelmed at first, it doesn’t hit you like a train. All your brain can think is “THIS IS AMAZING HOLY CRAP FEED ME MORE,” until you really slow down to taste all the amazing complex flavors in this beer.

Aftertaste: A little sweet, a little chocolately. When the bottle is empty, you can stare at it forlornly with the taste of paradise still on your tongue.

At 9% ABV, this is pretty much guaranteed to make you feel like a god. Or at least really awesome.


This beer is a limited edition, so if you want to try some, I would be quick about it. I actually tried this some time ago, so I'm not sure if it's still around. To find it, or any other Dogfish Head beer, click here.

Lupulin Lu IPA

“I love the smell of hops in the morning.”

Somehow, knowing you’re the one that has brewed the beer you’re currently drinking just makes it taste even better. And somehow, if you’re all sweaty, that helps too.

So it’s a good thing that I was quite sweaty when I took my first sip of Lupulin Lu, the beer that me and my family brewed a couple Saturdays ago. Also, as a quick aside, my dad has apparently been pointing out my blog URL to everyone he’s given a bottle to. So, to everyone who has been referred to this site by our beer bottle or my dad, welcome, and I’m sorry it takes me forever to post a new review.

I would give you an overview of the brewery, but that was just my family, and I’ve already told you about Barleycorn’s. (Although I was quite harried when I wrote that post. Let me reiterate how awesome Barleycorn’s is: IT’S AWESOME.)

I can, however, give you a bit more background on our specific beer. I’m not quite sure why it’s called Lupulin Lu, except that it may be a play on words for the Latin name for hops, which is humulus lupulus. Also, it’s extremely fun to say, as I pointed out in my last post. The specific gravity is 1.051, which gives this beer a 7.6 % ABV. I’m not sure of the math required to translate that, but if you’re a super beer geek, you’ll appreciate the statistic.

As you’ve probably figured out, this beer is an IPA and therefore hoppy. And if you taste it just after you’ve come back from a run and are sweaty and craving some sweet, sweet, carbonated, hoppy goodness, then this is great.

Color: A slightly dark amber color. It was a bit cloudy, but not too dense. It’s the kind of color that makes you think of summer afternoons, with a bit of a breeze, and you’ve put your feet up for afternoon “tea” with cheese and crackers or chips and salsa. Or at least that’s what I thought of. It pours with a good sized off white head.

Aroma: Definitely hoppy, and it had that grapefruity, fruity, lazy summer afternoon smell. You kind of just want to keep inhaling it. And then maybe that leads to more problems because you’ve taken up inhaling beer instead of drinking it and there are some who say that you have a drinking problem as a result, but that’s your problem and not mind.

First Impressions: Hops! Hops! Hops! There’s a hint of fruityness in there too, though it’s not noticeable at first. My first impression is that this is a good, solid, hop beer, even though it’s not very complex. But ah, sometimes the sweetest things in life are the simplest. And sometimes you just crave a good, solid, beer, and that’s what this is.

Mouthfeel: Definitely not smooth. Almost sharp with the bitterness from the hops. There’s a bit of carbonation, but it’s not overwhelming. After rolling it around in my mouth for a little bit and “chewing” on it, I could definitely taste more of the fruit flavor.

Aftertaste: I’m left with a fruity taste on my tongue, though this beer is definitely more bitter than it is sweet.

Overall, this beer wants to be your best friend. It’s dependable. It’s solid. It’s there to comfort you, to guide you, and to keep you company during those long summer afternoons. “I’m delicious,” it says. “Drink me! Go on, you deserve it.” And, if you are one of the select few to get this beer (because this is even rarer than the hundred barrel series), then you know it can’t get any more local than this. Fresh ingredients and hilariously crazy people giving you this beer. It can’t get any better than that.

Brewing Your Own: Barleycorn's Craft Brew

So a couple of weeks ago, I went with my parents to brew beer on a Saturday morning. I had to wake up at 7, so we could leave by 8 to be there at 9. If it had been anything else, I would have been extremely grumpy, but as we were BREWING OUR OWN FRIGGEN BEER, I was excited. You would have been excited too.

As a birthday present to my dad, my mom had gotten him a gift certificate to Barleycorn's Craft Brew. They have a whole list of beers you can choose to brew (according to their directions) or you can be adventurous and make your own. (However, unless you're experienced with homebrewing, this might not be the direction you'd want to take.) The only drawback is that it is rather expensive. The beers themselves cost around $165 - $210, and the bottling process is another $40, giving this a total of about $250. However, it does make a great gift, and the fact that you can brag about this to your friends later makes up for the dent it puts in your wallet. Well, at least the dent it would put in my wallet if I had to pay for this. But seriously, this place is great. You should try it.

Anyway. Onwards.

For a while, my dad was stuck between choosing an IPA or a stout that incorporated 2 lbs of Belgian chocolate. I was all for the chocolate, but since you get six cases, that seemed like a lot for a rather heavy beer. So we made the IPA, called "Lupulin Lu." We all had an inordinate amount of fun saying it.

So 9 AM on a Saturday morning, I found myself waiting outside Barleycorn's with my parents and two of their friends. When the doors finally opened, I walked into a place that wasn't exactly shiny and new, but what it lacked in dazzle it more than made up for in knowledge. These guys know their shit. They know how to make beer, and they know why it's made that way, and what each of the different ingredients does for the beer.

The first part actually reminded me a bit of science class. We had to measure out the malts on a little scale, and then mix them all together in a big bin, and then pour them through the grinder. The grinder was by far the best part. You pour the grains through and turn a giant handle. Because I have no upper body strength, the grinder defeated me.

Then we put the grains in sacks, and let them soak in the kettle for a bit. Meanwhile, we had to measure out extract, which is basically this thick goopy stuff that looks a lot like caramel. I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it was somehow satisfying to watch it pour out of the barrels. Then there's a whole lot of complicated stuff with turning up the heat on the kettle, adding the extract, bringing it to a boil, cooling it off, bringing it to a boil again (this was done 5 times), then adding the hops.

Adding the hops is something of an art. If you add too much in too quickly, the mixture starts to boil. A lot. And may possibly spill. So we had to add them carefully. It was great fun adding the hops because there's something satisfying about sprinkling little green pellets into a giant kettle. Maybe it's the whole secret potion thing.

Stirring beer with a giant paddle was extremely satisfying.

Also, let me just say that hops smell GOOD. Like great. Our beer called for four different kinds of hops, and they all smelled awesome.

After the hops are added, the brew simmers for a bit, and then one of the staff comes over and pours it into this large barrel. Then the yeast is added, and the barrels are ready to sit for three to four weeks. However, you do get to taste the wort, which is basically the beer before it's fermented. There's still a lot of sugar in it, so it does taste sweet, but it really bears little resemblance to beer as you know it. For one, it's not carbonated. Two, it's sweet, but bitter at the same time, if that makes any sense. It's not something I'd like to drink regularly, but it wasn't bad.

Today my mom and dad will be going back to bottle the beer with a label that my dad and I designed.



And yeah, I totally threw in free advertising on the labels.

Unfortunately, I will not be going with them as I'm going to visit a friend this weekend, but I will most definitely be reviewing the beer once I get back. I've also got another two lined up, so those should be posted some time soon.

In conclusion, brewing your own beer is great fun, and you should definitely check this place out. They will not disappoint.

Also, I think it's worth mentioning that this is one of the only things I will wake up at 7 am for.

Beer Review: Hop Noir Black IPA by Peak Organic Brewing Company

“I give this a fabulosity of 10!” – Anonymous source, when asked how he liked this beer.

It was a dark and stormy hop noir night, and the rain fell in torrents… Actually, there was no rain at all, it was rather sunny and in the 60s. I had never had a Black IPA before, though I had heard of them. They seemed like rather shady characters, only coming out at night when the vast populace was inside, warm under their covers with their night lights on. And that’s a good thing, because Peak Organic Brewery advises you to enjoy this beer with a night-light.

So when I stumbled upon this in our downstairs fridge, I knew that this was the one the beer that I would start my reviewing career with (if you could call it a career, which you probably can’t).

Peak Organic Brewery, based in Portland, ME, is a small craft brewing company that places a special value on sustainability. They use local, organic ingredients to produce beers such as Maple Oat Ale, Espresso Amber Ale, and Nut Brown Ale. If you want to have a taste of these beers, but can’t find them in any stores near you, the River Bend Restaurant in Newton, MA, serves Peak Organic beer on draught throughout the year.

When reviewing, I will generally go through the following aspects of a beer: color, clarity, aroma, what I thought of my first sip, mouthfeel, and aftertaste. I will not give beers a number rating because I don’t believe in numbers. Instead I will give out cookies and unique awards.

Color: Dark like a moonless night, like the color of your room when you wake up and realize your night-light has gone out. But then you realize that the thin creamy head isn’t going anywhere, and it’s that beacon you follow through your moonless night. It also gives you a great moustache, or at least it did for me.


Aroma: Amazing. I spent quite a bit of time puzzling over whether this was more hoppy or more malty, because every time I took a whiff, I thought differently. Then I finally realized that it was both. This beer is made with both Centennial Hops and black malts. The hops are added both while the kettle is boiling and after fermentation, called kettle hopping and dry hopping respectively. The dry hopping provides this beer with its hop aroma, and the black malts balance it out so that it smells more piney rather than fruity.

First Impressions: Holy crap, what did I just drink? What is this, malts? Hops? At first taste, I mostly tasted the roasted barley. This beer uses black malt, which gives this beer a “toasty roasty” taste. Then the hops start creeping in, like a criminal trying to sneak up behind you even though you know they’re there, so instead of them whacking you over the head, you get to confront them.

Mouthfeel: Bitter, I can really taste the hops now. The black malts create a nice base, and overall I like the balance between the two. It kind of starts off tasting like a stout, and then you realize that it’s an IPA, and then the flavors join hands and do an intricate dance of courtship in your mouth.

Aftertaste: I’m left with an aftertaste that has just a hint of sweetness, and a bit of roasted coffee flavor.

Overall, I found my first black IPA to be very enjoyable. I’ll definitely be trying more of these in the future. The only downside to this beer (because, you know, I’m trying to be objective here) is that I expected a bit more hop flavor/bitterness in this beer. Oh, it’s there all right, I just thought there would be more of it. But that’s what I get for being addicted to hops.

So if you like IPAs and you like stouts, and one day thought, “Hey, why not combine them?” then you should definitely check this 8.2% ABV brew out. I can’t guarantee that you’ll like it, but I can guarantee that it will be an experience.


Meanwhile, my brother, the most interesting man in the world, was drinking a Samuel Smith’s Organic Cherry Ale.


I didn’t taste enough of this to review it, but here is what he had to say about it:

“I don’t normally drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it’s a Samuel Smith’s Organic Cherry Ale….and not a Dos Equis.”


He said it tasted light, fruity, and sweet, and from my single sip of the beer I concurred. You can definitely taste the cherries, but this beer isn’t cloying. I rather liked it, but since it was my brother’s birthday and technically his beer, I stuck to my Hop Noir.

So, you want to have a beer but don't know what you want.

Now Updated! (4.17.2011)

This will help! Or not. You know, whichever. It's not my fault if you're really picky.

Anyway, before I got into any beer reviews, I wanted to do a post on some of the different types of beers. There are, of course, many, many more types of beers than what is listed here. There are simply too many for me to list (for example, Belgian beers--there are about twenty different styles, way more than what I have room or attention span for). If you are unfamiliar with the different types of beer, hopefully this will give you a brief, but thorough, education. If you are familiar with different types of beer, good for you. You get a biscuit.

If any facts seem off or incorrect, please let me know and I will update this post. I gathered the information from my own experiences, the internet (we all know what reliable place that is), and a book called Great American Craft Beer. (Which, by the way, is a great book and I highly recommend it.)

Lagers

To put it in the most basic of terms, there are two main "types" of beers: lagers and ales. The difference between the two lies in how the yeast ferments. Lager yeast gathers and sinks to the bottom, i.e., bottom fermenting. Lager yeasts need cooler temperatures, and tend be lighter in color than ales. They usually have less alcohol content and are less complex. This is the most common type of beer sold in America.

American Lager: The most common type of beer in America (sadly). Usually not flavorful so as to appeal to the greatest number of people and not offend their delicate taste buds. Watery and piss-like. Often times made as a low-calorie option by adding corn or rice syrup, which means that a higher amount of sugars ferment into alcohol, leaving behind less flavor. Can go as low as 2% ABV (alcohol by volume), which in my opinion leaves it closer to odd flavored juice than to actual beer.*

*It is not my intention to say that all American Lagers are horrible, just that most of them are. I'm sorry, but Bud really does taste like water, especially after an IPA.

American Amber: This beer can actually be either a lager or an ale, but I’ve put it under lagers just because the lagers were looking a little lonely. Most craft brewers in American will sell an amber ale, and this beer can be incredibly versatile. It can go from a smooth, malty lager to a bitter, hoppy ale; range in color from orange-amber to a deep red; and can have a low to medium bitterness. The one thing that most Ambers have in common is it’s toasted, caramel malt flavor. Anywhere from 5-7% ABV.

Pilsner: One of the most popular styles of beers. Made with soft water and aromatic hops, and produces a distinct hop aroma. Usually have a sweeter, sometimes caramel-like flavor. I like to think Pilsners have the three C's: clean, clear, and crisp. Great for drinking on a hot summer's day after any sort of sweaty work. Low alcohol content, around 4-5%.

Dunkel: A dark beer that is more drinkable then you’d initially think. They have a malty sweetness that balances with flavors of chocolate, toffee, or caramel. These beers are not bitter or strongly roasted, yet at the same time not overly sweet, making this dark Bavarian beer a good introduction to darker beers. A Dunkel is brewed by using decoction mashing, where a portion of the grains are boiled and then returned to the mash, which raises the temperature and lends this beer a unique, malty flavor. This has an ABV of around 4-5%. Is most commonly a lager, but the term Dunkel can also refer to dark wheat beers, as seen below with the Dunkelweizen.

Bock: A bock is a lovely malty beer with a slightly higher ABV (5-7.2%). Is lightly hopped to offset the sweetness of the malt, but other than that hops play a little role in this German beer. It has a rich, toasty taste, and is usually very smooth and balanced. A good beer to drink for a “soulful malt experience,” according to Great American Craft Beer.

Doppelbock: A doppelbock is stronger variation on the bock, with both elevated alcohol and malt levels. Usually around 7-12% ABV. It was originally used as "liquid bread" for monks in times of fasting. A stronger malt experience with faint traces of roasted or chocolate malts.

Eisbock: An Eisbock is an even stronger version of the doppelbock. It is made by partially freezing the beer, and then removing the ice to concentrate the flavor and alcohol content, which can be as high as 13%.



Maibock: A seasonal spring beer that is usually light in color, but still focuses on the total tastiness of malts. Hops are usually more present in this beer than in other bock styles, but not overly so. A definite alcohol level, but not overpowering. 6-8% ABV.

Helles: A pale lager light in color, but not in taste. Low alcohol content intended to be a session beer (3.8-5%). Has a less intense hop flavor, and only mild bitterness. Another version of this, the Malibock, takes this lager and brews it to bock strength, keeping it light in color but giving it more hop presence.


Ales

Ale yeast gathers at the top of the brew for the first few days, then sinks to the bottom, i.e., top fermenting. Fermentation must take place at warmer temperatures. Usually higher in alcohol content, noticeably more full and complex.

Blonde Ale / Golden Ale: An excellent alternative as well as a popular entry-level take on the American Lager. Craft brewers will sometimes use this type of beer to transition beer drinkers to a more flavorful drink, i.e., convert the uneducated, Bud drinking masses. This beer is usually crisp with a mild maltiness, however different versions can vary from a toasted malt taste to a slight bitterness and fruity taste. Around 4-7% ABV.

Kölsch: This beer is similar to a Blonde Ale in that it has a light, golden color and that it strives to be a drinkable, but still flavorful beer. It achieves a balance between dryness and sweetness, with just a hint of fruitiness. The malts are not cloying (overly sweet), and the hops are present but not obtrusive. Simple ingredients combine to make a well balanced beer. About 4-5% ABV.

American Wheat Ale: Beers made in the wheat style are pale to gold in color, and are usually hazy and unfiltered. This beer is an American version of the German Hefeweizen, and sometimes sticks to the banana and clove aromas and flavors in the German version, but sometimes has subtle wheat notes with some yeasty hints. Usually sticks to a low ABV, around 3-5%, but can go as high as 6%.

Weizenbier: An ale that is golden in color and oftentimes cloudy. It usually has hints of banana or clove in it, and is a good summertime drink around 5% ABV. Must have at least 50% wheat malt to be considered a weizenbier. If a bit more yeast is added during the bottling process, then it becomes a Hefeweizen. Hefe means yeast, and weizen means wheat.

Dunkelweizen: A Dunkelweizen is basically a dark wheat beer, as opposed to the pale golden colors that a Hefeweizen or Wheat Ale possesses. It is considered a cross between a Hefeweizen and a Dunkel style beer. It has pronounced banana, vanilla, and spicy flavors, and is typically dark brown in color. Anywhere from 5-8% ABV, this beer can be enjoyed both on sunny summer afternoons or cold winter nights.

Scottish Ale: When this beer first came about, it was taxed according to the beer’s particular alcohol level. A light Scottish Ale is known as a 60 schilling ale, while the more potent beers, such as the Wee Heavy, was known as a 90 schilling ale. Today, we also have 70 and 80 schilling varieties. A lighter Scottish Ale has little bitterness and mild malt flavors, while a heavier ale will have a stronger flavor. Scottish ales can also taste slightly smoky. Only speak in a Scottish accent while drinking, it increases the fun.

Barley Wine: A rich, intense, and complex style of beer. Alcohol content equal to most wines, generally anywhere from 8 - 12%. This beer has a hearty malt flavor that is emphasized by the bitterness of the hops. This beer is good for storing or aging over long periods of time because of its high alcohol content, so don't be afraid to let it sit for a while. A good beer for drinking on a cold evening by a fireplace with a friend and going "Mmm, yes, we are sophisticated, aren't we," in a British accent.

American Pale Ale: Ranges from golden to light copper in color, and is more reserved than an IPA. Has a citrusy aroma, fruity flavor, moderate bitterness, and mild malt sweetness. This beer is sometimes marketed as an IPA, but will not have as strong a hop presence as some of the more intense IPAs. Around 5-7% ABV.

India Pale Ale: My personal favorite, as demonstrated in the title of this blog. (Oh come on, you didn’t notice that yet? IPA = It’s Perfectly Awesome? No?) There are both American and English versions of this beer. The American has grapefruit or orangey aromas and tastes, and can range from a more malt-balanced drink to a strong, bitter hop experience. The English style places less emphasis on the fruity, hop flavors and more on earthy or woody notes. Both these styles range from 5-8% ABV. For an even more intense hop experience (for all you hop heads out there) try a Double IPA, which ranges from 8-11% ABV.


Stouts: The main ingredients in this beer are either dark roasted barley or black malts or both. There are a number of variations on this, such as the Imperial Stout, Milk Stout, Oyster Stout, or Chocolate Stout. Generally, it is rich and complex, and has strong flavors--sometimes toasty, sometimes creamy, depending on the type. Usually has a higher alcohol content (7-9%).

Porters: The word porter has been much debated on, as stout was just another name for porter once upon a time. Today, breweries tend to differentiate between a porter and a stout by marketing a stout as a stronger beer. You can therefore think of a porter as a sort of scaled back stout with dark, roasted flavors, but less alcohol content (around 4-6%).


Misc

Because I wasn't sure where to put these. Huzzah!

Smoked Beer: This beer is brewed by drying the malts over an open fire, resulting in a smoky flavored beer. Brewers can use different types of wood, such as beech-wood or maple, to give the beer different flavors. The flavors are sometimes unsettling, so a smoked beer is definitely an acquired taste. Anywhere from 5-10% ABV.

Barrel-Aged Beer: As the name suggests, this beer is aged in barrels. Depending on the type of barrel, the flavors can be anywhere from vanilla (from bourbon barrels) to a citric tartness (from oak barrels). These are usually high in alcohol content and can have a very strong, intense flavor (6-11%).

High Alcohol Beer: The alcohol level of beer is usually around 4-6%, and even with the higher levels, you don’t normally see many beers about 10%. These beers, however, say, “Screw that, I want to be 18%.” Utopias, a $200 bottle of beer by Sam Adams, is 27% ABV and is more like a cognac than a beer. (By the way, I will accept bottles of this as gifts.)

My God....

Mead: A true mead is actually more like a wine then a beer, made by fermenting honey and water. However, some brewers add hops, which gives it more of a bitter, beer-like flavor. Additionally, some places will brew their beer with honey added in and put "mead" in the name, so that's why I've decided to add it in. Usually called Honey Beer, these can range from 4-11% ABV.

You see that crazed look in his eyes? It's cause he ran out of mead.

And that concludes my lovely tour of beer types. Now go try some.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

A new blog! About beer! What could be better!

The answer is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Before I make any official posting about beer reviews or news, let me explain a little bit about myself and what this blog is.

I am a 22 year old recent college graduate who has an obsession with good beer. It started way back when I was 18, and my dad bought me a Guinness for my birthday. I had always stated that I wanted it to be my first beer, mostly because I was so against trying Budweiser. So I drank it and decided that this was pretty damn good stuff and I ought to keep drinking it.

Throughout the years, I have stayed loyal to what I consider the "good beers": Ales, stouts, porters, IPAs; and stayed the hell away from anything that looked like piss and didn't taste much better. I guess you could say I became a beer snob--I turned my nose up at anything made by Budweiser, and Coors, Corona, and Dos Equis didn't have it much better. Instead I turned to really hoppy beers, such as Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, or dark beers, like SOB (Special Old Bitter). I turned to meads, barley wines, Scottish ales, lambics, and wheats. In short, I really like beer. Good beer.

However, I am by no means an expert. I know the language: appearance, aroma, head, body, malt, mouthfeel, aftertaste--but I've never reviewed beer before and despite me tossing around names and jargon, I'm kind of just winging this. So don't criticize if I happen to get a fact or word wrong (although definitely point it out, just not in a mean way). I promise I'll get better as I go.

This blog, therefore, is a place for me to put my opinions of beers I've had for my own reference and for others. I'll also include beer trivia, craft beer news and events, and anything else beer related that comes my way.

Hopefully I'll have more posts coming in the next couple days.


Huzzah! Beer!